20060531

Singapore Idol's on tonight.
Gee, I'm super excited.
:D



TERENCE!
TWOHILL!
JONATHAN!
Those pretty boys.
(:

20060530

I feel so happy right now.
Cos Chin just told me she loves me.
(:



She said this to me:
"Jasmine, I think you rock my socks."
So sweet of her right!
Awww, I'm so touched.



& Chinny Chin Chin,
I didn't want to call you out of your house because I don't want to see your ugly face.
Haha, you shit ass.
And BTW, your shoes are damn dirty.
You know what I mean huh.
:D



Goodbye for now.
CHIN LOVES ME SO MUCH.
Yay!

20060529

Dad just got home with my report book.
Oh, I'm pretty much satisfied with my results.
At least I didn't fail my Overall for Maths.
PHEW.



& Gay Parddy!
I am smarter than you okay!
So you better Sheesh.
I beat you by a few positions, by the way.
You tweet, can't wait to see you tomorrow.
:D



Right.
Dad says he's gonna get me my VAIO laptop.
& I don't know whether I should believe him or not.
Cos he's not the kind that sticks to his promises, you see.
RAHRAHRAH.



I think I shall be going now.
Need ta meet C at Star Bucks to do our holiday HW.
Yay, I feel hardworking.
& that's good.
(:

20060528

What hurts the most,
was being so close yet so far.
You know, truth really hurts.
It really does.

20060526

& so, I started on my holiday homework yesterday.
Cos I have the sudden motivation to do so.
I feel so proud of myself.
:D



I feel so damn tired right now.
I didn't have enough sleep, thats why.
Thanks to those who deprived me of my beauty sleep last night huh!
That stupid HSBC guy who called me up for some promotion shit.
And as usual, there's always Seryne.
She's my lifetime sleep depriver, please.
The one who never fails to deprive me of my sleep.
What a champion.
RAH.



Alright.
I think I'm going to stop right here, now.
I've gotta meet Bi'En and Kimmie Shit at HLM in a while time.
Bye Bye Bye.
:)






None of this would have happened;
If only we learnt how to give in.

20060525

The greatly anticipated day is finally here.
LAST DAY OF SCHOOL.
:D




Spent quite some time with Gay today.
& we played all our shit games!
It's damn fun, I tell you.
Gay has such a retarded face, please.
& she gives off this moronic and constipated smile while doing the 'Buddha' thang.
Revealing her shitty blue braces.
She's can be such a COW-DUNG-SHITTY person sometimes.
But she can also be Hawt and Sexy, just like today.
Hah Hah!
She's one shit person I know.
& she's also one angel I love.
<333




Okay.
I'm not gonna continue this post anymore.
Cos I'm too lazy.
:P



LOVES.

20060524

Just came back from school a few hours ago.
Was rather tired.
But felt refreshed after bathing.
:D



So, the main highlight of the day was the trip to DRC.
I was highly disturbed by what I saw and heard there.
Also saw how the addicts were caned.
I find it rather inhumane.
But then again, oh well!



I ain't gonna elaborate the trip today.
I find it pointless even if I describe every single detail out.
Cos you won't fully understand until you see it for yourself.
Yep.



Alright.
I feel tired suddenly.
So off to the bed, I go!
Goodnight to all.
(:

20060523

Today was totally suckified.
I can't find a reason to it, though.


English was so boring today la.
We had to flim some role-play thing.
Damn retarded, I tell you.
& I shan't elaborate.
Cos I'm too lazy.
:D



Had Music later on.
Oh-My-Ass!
I could have died during that period, please.
But I 'm not going to elaborate what happened.
Cos as usual, I'm lazy.
Teehee!



IDPW was rather slacky.
Told Quek I didn't know how to do the Flash thang.
(Actually, I knew how to do it.But I was just too lazy.)
And he actually believed me and did the entire thing for me.
OMG.
He's damn gullible.
Hahaha!



Physics was again, very slacky.
Cos Kang said she covered all the chapters already.
& there's nothing else to teach.
So the entire class just sat there,
listening to her telling us all the lame stories.
She's really moronic.
HAH!



Bleaghs.
Going to the Drug Rehabilation centre tomorrow.
And Kimmie's super paronoid can.
She's a afraid that some guy would just kill her tomorrow or smth.
What crap.



I'll be giving committee meeting a miss tmr.
I bet Raae will miss me so much!
Hehehe.



And Gay Pard!
I've just read your blog.
I also want ta play with you like mad lunatics again!
I miss those times where,
the both of us would just collapse outside the corridors and start to laugh like retarded freaks.
Oh Gawd, I really want to play with you!
I want to laugh my heart out with you!
I promise you that I'll play with you before the Term ends okay?
LOVES & SWEETS.
<333



Alright.
I'm gonna munch on some Jack & Jill chips now.
And go to bed later on.
I feel super pig this few days.
Oink Oink!
:D

20060522

Melissa Ang made me all crazy over Bad Day by Daniel Powter.
CHAMPION.
Kept on re-playing the song on my computer over and over again la.
RAH!


I gotta go now.
I want to sleep.
:D

20060521

The contradiction of how hypocritical people can be.

20060519

WO BU XI HUAN JIN TIAN.
YIN WEI ZAI 'CCA' DE SHI HOU,
CHEN YI SHUANG YI ZHI QI FU WO.
WO HEN BU KAI XIN.
:(


Translation in English:
I hate today.
Because Raae bullied me during CCA.
So, I'm not happy.
:(


Walao.
She's forever Ka Jiao-ing me one la.
Stupid Raae.
I'm gonna get my revenge some day.
You better watch your back, Rachel Chen!
:D


Oh!
And Charlotte wants me to mention her in my blog post.
Okay, here it goes.
CHARLOTTE.
CHARLOTTE.
CHARLOTTE.
Aha.
I mentioned her already.
I bet she's feeling damn honoured right now.
Hahaha!



Right.
So now, I'm rushing through a Power Point presention.
Which was supposed to be, GROUP WORK.
& none of my group mates gives a damn.
What The Hell.
RAHHHH.


Back to school tmrw for Mega Camp workshop thang.
Need to rmb to get the Audio & VGA cable from Ms.Gan!
Bleaghs.
Pray that I won't forget.
HOHOHO.



I feel so random today.
GEE!
Whatever.

20060518

My whole family's out.
Including my maid.
What the hell.
They all just dump me alone at home la.
Shit them.



Luckily there's Sheena!
The one who never fails to entertain me whenever I'm lonely.
Also the one who listens patiently to whatever crap that I utter.
My sweet sweet dearieeee.
I thank God for her.
(:



Class was so hilarious today!
We were suppose to do some Art homework for that Leow guy.
(Hand up tmrw.)
But we're all lazy pigs, and we just can't be bothered to do it.
So, the entire class promised that we're all not gonna do it together.
And if Leow asks for the work tmrw, we'll just pretend we didn't know anything.
We know we're just trying to be funny here.
But then again, whatever.
Hahaha!


School was rather alright today.
I finally found time to play with my Gay Pard!
Drew on each other's tables and hands.
We were having such a great time la.
That Gay Pard of mine.
Has such a moronic smile whenever she smiles spastically.
But still, it's that smile of her's that never fails to make me laugh.
She's forever cheering me up.
I'm also thankful to God for her!
Loves.<333



Okay.
I think I'm going to watch my 9pm show already.
Wheeee.
Bye Bye everybody!
Gees, that was dumb.
Roar.


((((((((((:

20060517

Hello.
I feel dumb today.
Am I really dumb or what?


Got back Literature paper today.
I'm pretty statisfied with the results I got.
Considering the fact that I know nuts about Literature.
Heh Heh!


Geog. lessons was super draggy and boring today.
I was just stoning at the Topographic map she gave.
& literally waiting for the bell to ring.
Rah!
And there was this point when she screamed darn loud.
Just to emphasis some stupid word.
The entire class got a shock la!
Everyone went, "Walao!"
But I laughed instead.
Cos I thought it was funny.
Hahaha!


PE was rather alright.
Took Height & Weight.
OMG.
I am so happy that I grown taller.
:D


Had ta stay back in school for the dumb auditions for the Music Marathon thang.
Felt damn Sian.
Argh!


Wheee.
So much for how my day went.
Supposed to have Committee Meeting today afternoon.
But it was postponed till next Wednesday.
Bleaghs.


Just checked my results on PTS.
I think I deproved a lot this term.
I got no idea what happened.
Everything just went downhill like nobody's business.
Shit, I'm doomed.
Luckily Mom's not going for the Meet-The-Parents thingy.
Cos I think C is definitely gonna complain to her.
& I'll just end up dying at home.
Yeeehaw.



LALALA.
I like playing Project Gotham 2!
Cos I think it's a retarded game.
And I like retarded games!
Hahaha.
Okay, that was random.
Teehee.


I'M GOING TO SLEEP NOW.
(:

20060515

Wan Zhen!
Thank you so much for just now.
(:

20060514

Somehow.
Everything gave up on me today.

The useless Printer.
The useless Handphone.
The useless Correction Tape.
The useless Brain that I have.

Shit.
I'm pissed.

20060512

Caught MI:3 today.
Gawd.
Tom Cruise is damn hawt.
I love him now.
(:

20060511

I'm in a good mood today!
Probably because the last common test is over already.
Yay!
Me & Gay Pard can get all hyper & moronic and laugh till our heads drop.
:D



School was exceptionally nice today.
& that's rare.
Hahaha.


I'm rather fed-up about the Physics paper though.
That stupid EMF thang & the density question la!
Make me waste so many marks.
Argh!
I hate Kang.
Roar.


D&T was like some mad rush thing.
Everyone was rushing here and there.
I couldn't even finish my wood-piece la.
Luckily Quek allowed us ta stay back after school to complete it.
Oh My Gawd.
I was SO-DAMN-RELIEVED la please.
& I managed to finish up everything in the end.
Yay!


I am quite satisfied with my History & Literature marks for the tests.
History.
I was so happy that I spotted the question that was coming out for SEQ.
Haha, lucky or what?
& I'm super duper ultra surpised at my Literature marks la.
I mean like, I didn't even study & I wrote crap during the test.
Yes.
One whole solid chunk of crap.
LOL.



Let's take a look at what's in for me tmrw.
It's gonna be a strictly, No-Study-Day for me.
I have studied till I went crazy the past few days.
(Ya, like real.)
And so, I'm gonna relax and enjoy tomorrow's day.
Yep.
Shall be going over ta Kimmie's house tmrw.
I want to pratice my jumps in Maple!
Hahaha.
& I guess I'll go catch Mission Impossible 3 as well.
Heard that it's a pretty good show.
I haven't caught an action show for a long time already.
So it's time I'll watch one.


MI3!


Tom Cruise! Ah!



Ya so, whatever.
Time Check: 5.37PM.
I'm gonna sleep now & wake up at 9pm to catch my show,
and go back to sleep again.
Ah.
Must remember to wake up to eat dinner also.
I'm super pig.
x)



YEEHAW.

20060510

I'm on a massive search for that,
Black Piggy keychain which Charmaine bought for me.
I think I lost it or smth.
Charmaine's gonna kill me.
Argh!



I think I was pissed by LTL today.
She's such an ass.
ROAR.



Yep.
I feel the motivation to study Physics now.
Ah!
Better go absorb as much knowledge on Physics as I can, right now.
In case my brain decides to shut off by itself later.
Hahaha.


Rachel Chen is such a dumb moron.
Cos she wants to kill Shakespere when he has already died!
LOL.

20060509

Today.
I finally had a clearer view of everything that has happened.
And I'm still in a state of major shock.


I'm not sure if This-Particular-Someone,
did whatever she did just for the name of fun,
or if she really did it in order to create hell for people.
She's my friend.
& I feel embarrassed about it.


"They always tell you what to pray if you want to go to heaven.
But they never tell you what to say when your whole life has gone to hell."

20060505

I'm damn pissed now.
Very pissed.


Let's see.
Got back Chinese papers today.
32/60.
I'm surprised that I can even pass.
Cos I just went straight to sleep right after my TV show the day before the Chinese test.
Hahaha.


Yep.
& I screwed Literature paper today.
I knew it would just happened.
x)


Had to evacuate the school before 2pm.
Cos of that polling thang.
I think it uberly dumb.
Heh Heh Heh.
There were alot of people at the bustop la!
& the driver's such a faggot.
Missed two 136 bus in all.
Was fed-up and decided to cab ta HLM.
=/



Went to the hairdresser's.
Prawn went to wash her hair while I cut my hair.
My hair touch second collar already la!
RAH.
The auntie spiked my hair, again.
Walao.
But still, that wasn't the reason why I was pissed.
The auntie is still as nice as ever.
Even though she loves to spike my hair.
Teehee.


Walked around HLM after we're done.
We went to the neoprint shop just to laze around inside the machines.
Yes.
That's when I got FCKING( I don't want ta spell it fully cos it's a rude word :D) pissed.
Toink Toink!


Here goes.
Me, Prawn & Kimmie went ta one of the machines just to play around.
And in the midst of playing, the numbers "3,2,1" suddenly flashed across the screen,
& it just took a shot of us.
We were utterly shocked.
Cos we didnt put any money in at all.
And so,
I went out of the machine and saw some NYJC girls standing outside.
Apparently the yput their money into the wrong machine.
(This stupid machine has it's coin slot on the outside, so we didn't know that they inserted the $)
And I talked to them.
Here's how our conversation went:

Me: "Eh.I think you people put the money into the wrong machines."
NYJC girls: "Huh! Then how? You use our money to take pictures for yourself"
Me: "We took only one shot.By accident.We didn't even know it was taking lor"
-NYJC girls went ta call the BITCH at the counter-
-Me, Prawn and Kimmie walked out of the shop.
Cos it's none of our business anymore.
(:


Yep.
We went ta Mini Toons to walk around.
And then, that BITCH-at-the-counter actually came to find us in Mini Toons.
She asked if we could follow her back to her neoprint shop.
& the 3 of us gladly oblige cos we didn't do anything wrong.
Here's what our conversation with the BICTH-at-the-counter went in the shop.
(The NYJC girl's were standing beside us.)
& I was the only one defending ourselves.
Kimmie & Prawn didn't even dare to talk.
Hohoho.


There goes.

The bitch: "So how you want to settle this matter?"
Me : "Settle what?"
The bitch: "They(NYJC gilrs) put in the money and you took the photo instead"
Me : "WE DIDN'T TAKE IT ON PURPOSE WHAT!'
The bitch: "But they couldn't take any more pictures cos the time was up"
Me : "It's not our fault what!'
The bicth: "But they wasted $10 you know?"
Me : "So what? It's not our fault what.Blame them for putting their money into the wrong machines la!"
The bitch: "I hope you'll pay them $5 as compensation."
Me : "What the FCK! Why should we pay them $5 when it's not even our fault.& we only took one shot, which was an accident.And you know, we could actually continue taking the pictures.But instead, we were so nice, and told the NYJC girls that they put their money into the wrong machines!"
-The bitch went off to call her boss on the phone-


I was SKY-HIGH irritated at that moment.
Damn FCKING pissed.
So we decided to pay them a FULL TEN BUCKS.
Even though it was none of our business when they FCKING put their money into the FCKING wrong machine.
I wanted to throw the FCKING ten bucks at their FCKING faces.
But I decided not to.
I just threw the money onto their hands.
Yes.
And they didn't even utter a FCKING word of thanks.
They made it look like,
we were suppose to FCKING pay them in the first place.
Damn it.

FCK NYJC.
FCK THE THE BITCH.
FUCK THE NEOPRINT SHOP.


So much for what happened today.
Anyway.
On a lighter note,
I love my Gay Pard.
It's such a clinche already.
But still, I want to say I still love my Gay Pard.
I can't wait for the tests ta be over.
So I can play loads of rubbishy games with Gay Pard!
(:


I'm just slacking my life away this few days.
Bleaghs.
That's life what.
Got test, don't study.
Fail test, not happy.
x)


Woopeedoodles!
:D

20060504

All I want to say in this post is that,
I'm damn proud of myself and Gay Pardner today.
We are such brave kids.
We confessed to Tng for ponning Maths Class.
(: