Midyears in 3 days time and I can still blog & watch youtube videos.Am I ready to die or what.
I really hope to pass my chi/eng paper 1 with my recycled plots and limited vocab.Like seriously.Hahahahahaha.Btw today b&js had their annual cone day, but I didnt go.Assssss.
20080427
The education system in singapore is so screwed up.Becos it produces generations after generations of people who study without knowing what's the purpose of it.I really dont know how studying abt formulating redox equations, integrating trigo, drawing magnetic field lines.etc is going to help me become a better person in life.
But then again, this is singapore.
But then again, this is singapore.
20080424
I think I am a real failure.I'm secondary 4 already and I still cant differentiate between a lion and a tiger.I wonder what I've been doing for the past 15 years of my life, really.Why didnt I pay more attention in pri school when we went to the zoo for excursions :(
And chi oral today totally left me speechless.I was loss for words hahaha and I said the word 'shit' right in front of my examiner.I am a double failure.Anw I kinda rmb smth today which I told some people and they found it funny, so I think I should better post it up to show people that I have the ability to say things that would make people laugh.So here goes.
There was a particular qns in my PSLE science paper which asked smth abt, 'why people cant stand on the upper deck of a double-decked bus'.You know what my fabulous answer was? 'because there is no driver on top'.I wrote that ans becos I rmbered someone telling me that joke before so....yeah.Now I'm a secondary 4 so I obviously know that my ans is totally off.I think the ans should be smth abt gravity is it.BUT AIYAH WHEN YOU'RE A P6 KIDDO YOU KNOW WHAT IS GRAVITY MEH.
I'm tired.So I'm going to sleep.Duh.
And chi oral today totally left me speechless.I was loss for words hahaha and I said the word 'shit' right in front of my examiner.I am a double failure.Anw I kinda rmb smth today which I told some people and they found it funny, so I think I should better post it up to show people that I have the ability to say things that would make people laugh.So here goes.
There was a particular qns in my PSLE science paper which asked smth abt, 'why people cant stand on the upper deck of a double-decked bus'.You know what my fabulous answer was? 'because there is no driver on top'.I wrote that ans becos I rmbered someone telling me that joke before so....yeah.Now I'm a secondary 4 so I obviously know that my ans is totally off.I think the ans should be smth abt gravity is it.BUT AIYAH WHEN YOU'RE A P6 KIDDO YOU KNOW WHAT IS GRAVITY MEH.
I'm tired.So I'm going to sleep.Duh.
20080421
I still think my cashcard thing is damn funny.I dont understand why nobody laughs at it.Actually, I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE NEVER EVER LAUGH AT MY JOKES.Is it becos my joke too funny until they dont know how to respond or is it becos they have a bad sense of humour?I must ask bizzz tmrw.I tell her 10 jokes, she laugh only 1 time, the other 9 times she will just roll her stupid eyes.Irritating.
I'll elaborate on the cashcard thing.Onglii was trying to pass me the amaths notes so she accidentally slided it into the small gap between our two tables.So the notes sort of went through the gap and ended up on the floor.So I said to her, "eh you think this is what, cash card ah?".Onglii didnt laugh, she just gave me her signature whatever-lah-it-is-so-not-funny expression.I'm damn hurt, she always like that one.Whole day only know how to complain about the cj7 toy.Another irritating person, no wonder she is bizzz's good friend.Same brids flock together.Hahaha did I get the quote correct?Or is it same feathers flock together? Aiyah you get what I mean.
It's 12am now, HAPPY 16TH BIRTHDAY BERNICE! Love you very very very much.
I'll elaborate on the cashcard thing.Onglii was trying to pass me the amaths notes so she accidentally slided it into the small gap between our two tables.So the notes sort of went through the gap and ended up on the floor.So I said to her, "eh you think this is what, cash card ah?".Onglii didnt laugh, she just gave me her signature whatever-lah-it-is-so-not-funny expression.I'm damn hurt, she always like that one.Whole day only know how to complain about the cj7 toy.Another irritating person, no wonder she is bizzz's good friend.Same brids flock together.Hahaha did I get the quote correct?Or is it same feathers flock together? Aiyah you get what I mean.
It's 12am now, HAPPY 16TH BIRTHDAY BERNICE! Love you very very very much.
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Mom bought back soome french nougats from france and it tasted like shit so I spat it out the moment I ate it.And it so happened that my sis was in front of me.So yeah, the nougat came out of my mouth and landed right smack in her face.Anw mom's leaving for japan tonight.I hope she brings some really good stuff back, like takuya kimura.Hehe.
Cant wait for midyears to end.Seriously.
Cant wait for midyears to end.Seriously.
20080419
Had cross country today, and it sort of ended quite early.So I managed to get home and sleeeeeeeep until like 5pm.Love it.I hope we can have cross country everyday.
Immediately went down to kovan to meet my parents for dinner aft I woke up.I'm like a pig, sleep and eat only.Had sakae for dinner.The total bill was abt $120.But it's not my money so I dont care.Met jillian whilst walking towards 7-11.She's in hwa chong now, how smart is that.She's still her super blur self.The kind whereby you have to wave one million times before she notices that you're actually waving to her HAHAHAHA.Ok I'm suddenly missing rachel.
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They tell you what to pray if you want to go to heaven.But they never tell you what to do when your whole life has gone to hell.
Immediately went down to kovan to meet my parents for dinner aft I woke up.I'm like a pig, sleep and eat only.Had sakae for dinner.The total bill was abt $120.But it's not my money so I dont care.Met jillian whilst walking towards 7-11.She's in hwa chong now, how smart is that.She's still her super blur self.The kind whereby you have to wave one million times before she notices that you're actually waving to her HAHAHAHA.Ok I'm suddenly missing rachel.
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They tell you what to pray if you want to go to heaven.But they never tell you what to do when your whole life has gone to hell.
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Ok, apparently some kiddo just messaged me and called me a gangster.I dont even know who's that so I didnt reply.Anyway, cool people like me dont like to reply to messages.Hahaha joking.
I think it's cute that all the sec4 express classes have this countdown of major exams thingy on their whiteboards.HAHAHAHAHAHA ok bye I go eat my hello panda already.
20080413
Stupid amp openly called me a gangster in her blog.She's forever spoiling my reputation.I'm so immune to it.And edna and her funsize friend also calls me a gangster.I where got look like gangsterrrrrrrrrr I so cute can.
I'm going to donate my crayons to the world vision shit tomorrow :D I've done a lot of good deeds this year and I hope god will reward me by blessing me with wisdom to pass my upcoming midyears.My current study progression is really sad.
I'm going to donate my crayons to the world vision shit tomorrow :D I've done a lot of good deeds this year and I hope god will reward me by blessing me with wisdom to pass my upcoming midyears.My current study progression is really sad.
20080412
Just got back from band's concert- emmanuel.I dont know what they were playing, cos all the songs seemed so foreign.But then again, I'm not there to watch the concert.I'm there to support my mates.I think all of them did a great job and I'm proud of them.
Had supper at macs with A, B, B, C, F, J, P, X.The company was great, even though all of them ganged up to attack me.They say I ahbeng leh :(
It's 12am already, I'm tired.
Had supper at macs with A, B, B, C, F, J, P, X.The company was great, even though all of them ganged up to attack me.They say I ahbeng leh :(
It's 12am already, I'm tired.
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I'm going for band's concert tmrw becos ak sponsored me, by giving me $10 just now.PL has really generous people.Haha! I'll probably go for the concert with ben! I bet she'll just cough non-stop and irritate everyone like she always does.Oh yesss.I forgot to sms her and ask if the doctor raped her just now hahahahaha I'm gonna ask her later.And fyi, ben's a girl not a guy.
Today onglii gave me this box of bird nest:
When I held it, I really believed it was bird nest becos the weight of the box was really as if there was a bottle of bird nest inside.And when I opened the box, guess what I found.
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A STONEEEEEEEE.Wah kill me please.Aft getting cheated by amp so many times I told myself not to trust people anymore and then today the stupid onglii come and do this to me! She made me lose my faith & trust in the entire human race in the world.Hahahahahanyway this reminds me of the smiley face which miss wong drew at the back of the trigo paper today.Omg damn funny to the max.Hahahahahahaha she act cute worzxzzzz.
I'm starting to like my school life.
Today onglii gave me this box of bird nest:
When I held it, I really believed it was bird nest becos the weight of the box was really as if there was a bottle of bird nest inside.And when I opened the box, guess what I found.
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A STONEEEEEEEE.Wah kill me please.Aft getting cheated by amp so many times I told myself not to trust people anymore and then today the stupid onglii come and do this to me! She made me lose my faith & trust in the entire human race in the world.Hahahahahanyway this reminds me of the smiley face which miss wong drew at the back of the trigo paper today.Omg damn funny to the max.Hahahahahahaha she act cute worzxzzzz.
I'm starting to like my school life.
20080410
Nothing much today, except for napfa.And yessss I survived.The part when we said xinhua runs like ah wang when she did her shuttle run was really funny k, even the teacher in charge was laughing and saying that we're mean people but, HAHAHAHAHA and like what lishan said, we still love you xinhua! *Yeah right.I help you borrow tys you didnt even thank me, still ask me to help you do emaths qns at 11pm, asssss.*
Had a long talk with lyndon lim thereafter.And I can really see where he's coming from, the disappointments and everything.He asked me for some feedbacks and I told him straight in the face: I think you're damn irritating and annoying in class lor.If I fail my maths test tmrw, I'll probably know why.
Vectors ah vectors it's 7pm already and I still havent touched you yet :(
Had a long talk with lyndon lim thereafter.And I can really see where he's coming from, the disappointments and everything.He asked me for some feedbacks and I told him straight in the face: I think you're damn irritating and annoying in class lor.If I fail my maths test tmrw, I'll probably know why.
Vectors ah vectors it's 7pm already and I still havent touched you yet :(
20080409
19 more days to midyears.So far yet so near.
I think I should study one week before midyears starts.You may think it's ridiculous, but this kind of last-minute studying really works for me.If I start studying now I bet I wont even rmb a single shit when midyears approaches and I'll have to start everything from scratch again.
Chinese test tmrw, and I left my lianbi in sch with all my gonghan format notes.I'm good.And then there's also napfa.Which will probably end at 5pm, and I have maths test the next day which I obviously havent started yet.I need to get an A1 for the test, if not I'll have to stay back for remedial everyday next week, and it's set to my teacher's convience.Kill me.
On a lighter note, the xbox's coming in this week.Hello grand theft auto & project gotham :D
I think I should study one week before midyears starts.You may think it's ridiculous, but this kind of last-minute studying really works for me.If I start studying now I bet I wont even rmb a single shit when midyears approaches and I'll have to start everything from scratch again.
Chinese test tmrw, and I left my lianbi in sch with all my gonghan format notes.I'm good.And then there's also napfa.Which will probably end at 5pm, and I have maths test the next day which I obviously havent started yet.I need to get an A1 for the test, if not I'll have to stay back for remedial everyday next week, and it's set to my teacher's convience.Kill me.
On a lighter note, the xbox's coming in this week.Hello grand theft auto & project gotham :D
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There's emaths, amaths and chinese next week.And then in 24 days time, here comes paradise.
I dont feel the pressure yet.
No pressure means no motivation to study.
No motivation to study means everyday watch tv and use laptop.
Everyday watch tv and use laptop means mid-years fail.
Mid years fail means prelims fail.
Prelims fail means o'level fail.
O'level fail means I will become a postman when I grow up.
Hahahahaha no, I must not lose hope in my future.Cos today I did the oscar analysis thing, guess what.THEY SAY I CAN BE LAWYER LEH :D Then I can be like atticus in TKAM and defend for black people, like qinyi/roy/sijia, cos all of them are so damn black.I'm kidding.
My 9pm show starting in 15mins time.I must get my choco chip cookies ready, and eat infront of my sofa and start counting down.Today last episode lehzzz.It's so funny to see how everyone in the show is fighting for the vat(water tank) , which I thought was some mega big flower pot the first time I watched the show.AND IF YOU'RE LAUGHING NOW YOU BETTER SHUT UP.
See him, see her, see me, SEE YOU.Hahaha funny or not! AND IF YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING NOW YOU BETTER START LAUGHING COS IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY.
I dont feel the pressure yet.
No pressure means no motivation to study.
No motivation to study means everyday watch tv and use laptop.
Everyday watch tv and use laptop means mid-years fail.
Mid years fail means prelims fail.
Prelims fail means o'level fail.
O'level fail means I will become a postman when I grow up.
Hahahahaha no, I must not lose hope in my future.Cos today I did the oscar analysis thing, guess what.THEY SAY I CAN BE LAWYER LEH :D Then I can be like atticus in TKAM and defend for black people, like qinyi/roy/sijia, cos all of them are so damn black.I'm kidding.
My 9pm show starting in 15mins time.I must get my choco chip cookies ready, and eat infront of my sofa and start counting down.Today last episode lehzzz.It's so funny to see how everyone in the show is fighting for the vat(water tank) , which I thought was some mega big flower pot the first time I watched the show.AND IF YOU'RE LAUGHING NOW YOU BETTER SHUT UP.
See him, see her, see me, SEE YOU.Hahaha funny or not! AND IF YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING NOW YOU BETTER START LAUGHING COS IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY.
20080401
What's with the sudden interest in seeing my sister.
CANT YOU ALL JUST LOOK AT ME INSTEAD :D
Anyway, earlier in the aftnoon my sister knocked herself against my door.And no she didnt knock with her hands, she completely knocked herself against my door.Like, she ran from super far away and come and crash my door.And it's not the accidentally kind.It's the jinle style.Hahaha jinle you know what I mean right!The kind of purposely come and knock for fun one.Kids nowadays are seriously *#$^*@^#$.They should just be good kids and watch their hi-5 discs.
CANT YOU ALL JUST LOOK AT ME INSTEAD :D
Anyway, earlier in the aftnoon my sister knocked herself against my door.And no she didnt knock with her hands, she completely knocked herself against my door.Like, she ran from super far away and come and crash my door.And it's not the accidentally kind.It's the jinle style.Hahaha jinle you know what I mean right!The kind of purposely come and knock for fun one.Kids nowadays are seriously *#$^*@^#$.They should just be good kids and watch their hi-5 discs.
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