20080528

Just here to say that I'm......bored.

I played rush hour for the past few hours, not bad.I cleared 10 stages, 30 more to go.

20080527

I zoomed all the way to buddy's place in the morning.Together with cell mates and huihui, we managed to surprise her successfully! Happy 16th birthday cheryl buddy! Got down to bishan later in the night to get myself a new vaio cr laptop.It's coming tmrw and I'm excited.I know you cant really tell I'm excited, but I'm really excited.

I cant wait to grow up and earn lots of money so I can get myself a convertible.When I drive it during peak hours I can scoff and laugh out loud at the people waiting at bustops and asphyxiating in the buses.I realized that I cant really stand crowds.I dont like seeing many people all at one go.I think I should live in another planet all by myself.I love solitude.

I think the only place on earth that will really bring me solitude, would be that plot of island at dubai.The one whereby it's shaped into the map of the world.I heard beckham's getting one of it.Maybe I should get one too, scally beckham becomes my neighbour! Haha omg then I can invite him to my house for bbq every night.Shiok.But the sale of the island is only through inivitation, damn.And the invitation goes to only the elite people of this world like celebrities, rich businessmen.etc.WHATS WITH THE SOCIAL SEGREGATION, SERIOUSLY.

I realized all the above paragraphs start with "I".Now you know how self-centred I am.Does my self-centredness annoy you? That's your problem.

20080526

I didnt study for chi last night becos I watched the sichuan earthquake charity show for 3 hours straight.It was worth it, really.The show really tugs at your heartstrings and yes I cried so did amp! It's reallllllly super sad ok to see all the school kids dying over there.If didnt watch the show, better watch the repeat telecast!

Chi o's today was, hahahahahahaha not that bad but it's still bad.The invigilators impressed me though, cos they collect the papers damn fast damn swift damn efficient, not like mid-years hahahahaha that one take forever to collect.Waste my money.Becos they waste my time.And time is money.Wah funny sia(I hate this word).

Talked to amp over the phone just now.She damn attitude lor, come and put down on me twice.We talked abt stupid stuffs and she tried to dehydrate my brain juices by asking me to come up with crap to fill up her DSA application form."Please accept me because I have no where to go".She calls herself a guzhenger! Shouldnt it be like guzhengist or smth decent? Hahahaha seriously man.

Everyone, please meet my best friend ong lishan:


















SCORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

20080524

I played the xbox just now, some fifa soccer game.Played for 2 hours, means studying chinese less 2 hours.

Shall try my very best to study chinese.Eh priscilla if I dont get A1 you buy me my crime scene plaster ah!

20080521

The chinese mock exams are drowning me, wooohoooo.

I've successfully influenced some people into getting tamagotchis for themselves.I hope all of their pets die so they can experience the same pain I went through when jaddy died.The emotional tribulations....ahhhh.

I got sore eyes today, so my vision was a bit blurred.No wonder so many people look exceptionally pretty today HAHAHAHAHAHA OMG DO YOU GET IT.

20080516

I was just watching the news abt the sichuan earthquake and there was this woman who was trapped under the debris for 5 days.She had a 100kg concrete slab over her, she had no food and water.But yet she survived.You know why? This was what she told the rescuers in chinese:

"I know you all would come for me.I know you all would save me.That's why I held on."

She had such perserverance to keep fighting on for her life.My chinese O's is coming in a few days time and I only have to press on for awhile, yet I already feel like giving up.What a loser.

20080514

Ahhhh jackie chan donated 2 milllion bucks to the victims of the earthquake in sichuan.He donate so much for what lah, income tax relief is it.He should just give me the money so I can buy 133,333 tamagotchis and name all of them jaddy.

Chinese O's coming.I'll see what I can do.

20080513

There's people dying beocs of the cyclone in myanmar, there's people dying becos of the earthquake in sichuan.And all I care about is whether I got the emaths graph question correct when I get back my papers tmrw.I think I should really be ashamed of myself.I'm going on 16 soon, I really need to grow up.

I've been living 15 years of my life already but most of the time, I dont really feel thankful for the things around me.I keep focusing on things which I dont have and just keep on complaining.I get angry when I dont have ben&jerrys in my fridge.I get angry when I feel so bored and singapore is so small there's nowhere to go.

I've never ever felt thankful that I can actually sleep peacefully under a roof which I know will never collapse on me.I've never ever felt thankful that I enjoy the benefits of electricity, when there's actually people out there in the world who has never seen a lightbulb before.

If the above sounds familiar to you, then hi we're friends.If the above does not sound familiar to you, then...AIYAH YOU'RE MATURE LAH.
I dont want chinese O's to come, ever ever.

20080512

Those of you who were mean to jaddy for the past few days, damn all of you.

At exactly 845pm just now, jaddy passed away.Though it's only been 3 days with jaddy, I really had a super fun time cleaning his shit and watching him bathe.And I took off the battery from my tamagotchi already.I dont want to play it anymore.I dont want another pet to grow.I will remain faithful to jaddy forever and ever.Wah, sad hor?

Hahahaha no lah I'm joking, I will still play my tamagotchi.Probably aft I've gotten over jaddy's death.Eh hello I blew $30 on it, you think I play a few times alr then dont play meh.I will name my next pet, jiddy.Yay, jaddy's brother!
The sony catalouge just came in the mailbox.I want to buy everything inside.

"JASMINE I WANT TAKOPACHI, I WANT TO FIGHT AND KILL YR JAKOEI SHIT.HAHAHA"

I saw this on weikee's blog and I got a heart attack instantly.Everybody has something against me and my tamagotchi.He's called 'jaddy', what a cute name.Yet weikee calls it jakoei?! I will kill weikee tmrw and will not share my muesli bar with her anymore.

20080511

Jaddy is so cute why nobody likes it! Although he keeps shitting and I have to wake up constantly in the night to clear his shit, jaddy is actually quite cute.And yes fyi, jaddy is a boy so all of you better address jaddy as 'he'.I will kill anyone who refers to jaddy as "it.Just becos dave pelzer wrote a book called "a child called it", now you want "a tamagotchi called it" ah.Not funny ok.

Had steamboat for dinner just now and walaaaaaaa! The flame from the steamboat suddenly reminded me of smth.Y'knw last week's chemistry paper, got this question which requires us to draw the fractional distillation experiment set-up? BLOOODY SHIT I FORGOT TO ADD IN BUNSEN BURNER.Damn.Got no flame I distillate what shit lah! @*&^*$@&^ stupid steamboat tear open my wounds only.

Did I mentioned that I hate flyers.etc that promotes a particular event and they say things like, "early birds gets to participate in lucky draw" and all that crap? Yes I really hate it.Why do they refer to humans as 'birds'? Like seriously ok.It's an insult to the entire human race.I always throw all these flyers away without reading it becos I refuse to be acknowledged as a freaking bird.

Goodnight fellow birds, I'm going to sleep now.

20080510














Meet jaddy, my new tamagotchi :D

20080509

I went down to vivo in the aftnoon to get a new phone, but I eventually didnt.Becos the woman at the singtel shop pissed me off really bad so I walked out of the shop.Had my new york superfudge chunk ice-cream at b&js.They have really unique flavours in tub-form which you dont really get to see at those usual supermarkets.Unfair.Anyway, met a group of 4A1 people while I was eating.I was super pressurized becos they keep staring at me.But yeah, they're nice people.

Bought 2 tamagotchis from toys r'us! I just felt like spending some money so I blew $30 on it.My heart damn pain now becos I took 5 months to save up that $30.It's not a lot, but at least I saved ok."It's just a baby step, but it's still a step".Atticus say one hor.But technically speaking, I only bought 1.The other one came in free.Haha.And guess what.

I'M GONNA SELL THE OTHER ONE TO KISS.SHE'S GONNA BUY IT FROM ME AND TEACH ME HOW TO CLEAN MY PET'S SHIT.YAY I HAPPY.
I'm not replying my tags becos some of it are long overdued and they dont even make sense anymore.Replying tags is actually quite stupid.Becos no one actually reads it, at least that's what I think.I tag people's blog, but I dont usually go back again to look for a reply.So to all faithful taggers of my blog, hi.I'll only reply you guys when I feel happy.

Midyear's sort of ended, except for another minor phys/chem paper next week which I'll only start studying for, 3 hours before the paper.I screwed midyears badly but I'm quite fine with it.It's all over.My job now is to sleep for 24/7 and not brood over my bad experience with midyears.

Supposed to meet my mom for lunch but she's currently at sushi tei with her colleagues.I was like hollering over the phone on why she's having lunch now when she's supposed to meet up with me for lunch! Take a look at her nonchalant reply: "Oh yea, forgot about you hahaha".

I'm gonna get a new phone today.My phone gave up on me last week.

20080507

Emaths paper please be nice to me tmrw and dont kill me.If not I will refuse to study you forever.

20080506

Opened up my inbox just now I realized my mom sent me an email.

"Hello psychotic, I bought you your favourite doughnuts from vivo.Even though I think you're not worth my money.You have an exam tomorrow so if you can read this means you are using the computer.I will kill you when I come home tonight."

Is this my retribution from my past life or what.
I initially thought sitting at the first few rows for midyears is good.But I realized I was wrong becos the teachers whisper and whisper non-stop and it's damn distracting.And there's this particular teacher who kept shaking her correcting fluid pen and there's this irritating noise that comes along with it.Walao I cant stand it, she shake and shake the pen non-stop.I mean like, NO MORE MEANS NO MORE LAH SHAKE WHAT SHAKE.I feel like going up to tell her that we're living in the 21st century so can she please keep up with the times and use correction tape and not correction fluid pen.Grrrrrr.Angry.

6 more papers to go! Since I screwed most of the papers already, might as well just screw all.Doubt I can finish studying my physics but I think it's ok.Becos I always come up with my self-invented formulas during exams and I just anyhow apply them.Seriously, you can never find such formulas in the history of physics.I am seriously a disgrace to all physics students.

20080504

There's lit and amaths paper tmrw and I can still blog.I want to salute myself.The best part is that I'm not done with my studying and it's 10pm already and I'm damn tired so I'm heading for my bed soon.

I dont like exams, but I think that sitting for exams is quite cool.I feel super high and I'll just laugh to myself.I like to keep taking off my jacket and wearing it again.Take out, wear, take out, wear, take out, wear.It makes me happy.

20080502

This article made the headlines a few days ago.I really cannot comprehend why people cant be normal and keep sane.

http://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/afp_world/view/344388/1/.html
2 papers down, many many more to go.

I wont be surprised if I get a single digit for my ss paper.Screw janjaweed.