Chi oral today.It's the real GCE O's oral and I screw it.Whether you believe it or not, its your problem.I'm telling you once again that I screwed it.I'm gonna blog about this becos it's a once in a lifetime thing.I feel quite lousy abt it.But I had a good sleep and I woke up feeling happy all over again.I am like so damn open to all of life's challenges.Hahahahaha.I'm okay lah.

I can lose anything in my life.But I cannot lose my dream.

It pisses me off when people I'm not even close to, sms/call me.I have a major big problem with people interferring their lives with mine.I swear to myself that I'll only keep my handphone on for 1 hour everyday from tmrw onwards.

I cant wait to grow up and do investments! Hehe.I wanna invests in blue-chip companies so I can earn big bucks.I'm pretty excited for my future.Even though I'll probably have no future since my chinese oral's tmrw and I'm not studying now.

C: let me copy.or I will push you to have sex with me
J: and we can take sexual photos with your DIANA F camera.just like edison chen.
C: hahahaha sure!

Let the funny people unite.Haha.Both of us havent do our amaths holiday hw and yet we're online talking abt sex.Amaths teacher will definitely scream at us.

J: cant you differentiate between heaven and hell?
J: OH YA YOU CANT DIFFERENTIATE YOU SUCK AT AMATHS WHAT RIGHT

I think I'm seriously damn funny and charlene poh's laughing her ass off.I'm so tired I want to sleep alr but I'm gonna chiong my amaths hw tonight since I'm a model student ^_^ (hate this face).Weikee's probably dying in warcraft now.

I'm really pissed now because I've got lots of things on hand to do and yet various people are throwing their tasks at me as well.I want to screw them up with expletives right before their very face.But no, I wont do that.It's not my nature to scream and shout at people when I'm angry.I find it stupid when people make a big fuss when they're angry.They start screaming expletives at intolerable volumes.I personally feel that the use of expletives does not make your point any clearer.It makes you an uncivillized fool.

I doubt I'll be sleeping tonight.I havent had proper sleep for the past few days.I doubt another sleepless night will make any difference.

Hello earthlings.

Chinese intensive was useless cos the teacher was boring and I totally shut out her words.I was solving sudoku puzzles under the table and half the class was living in their own world.And btw, I folded my streamline paper aeroplane and it can fly really far, not like the usual childhood paper plane I used to fold which can hardly take flight.

I want to bathe now.My left leg has this patch of words and pictures on it.Credits to weikee, who drew on my leg during chem.OH YA I DONT UNDERSTAND ORGANIC CHEM LEH.

Going to abandon this blog soon.Blogging is such a superficial thing.With that settled, I'm gone.

Jinle, in case you're reading this, I want to tell you that I've watched the video of your presentation at SPH omgz you very funny.And so is hweemin, who keeps laughing to herself.I must tell her that tomorrow.

I gave jaddy a chinese name today.It's called, "jia di".

So from today onwards, my tamagotchi's full name would be: JADDY YEO JIA DI.He is officially 4 years old, and does not show any signs of dying yet :D

Today's outing with the other youth leaders was really good :)

Cabbed down to pasir ris beach and I called liangyi up cos I didnt know the exact bbq pit number, and he gave me absolute shit directions.He told me, "just walk straight towards the sea".I was like, "am I supposed to end up in the sea?".Haha stupid.

There were many comical moments today and I laughed until I slept on the grass.Hahahahaha, everyone's pure humour I tell you.

Esp liying, she's just like a musican in retreat ok.There was one point where everyone was collecting seawater when the waves started crashing in.Liying went siao cos she thought it was high tide and we are all going to die.And everyone was like telling her, the huge waves are caused by the big vessel which just bypassed 83274628364 km away.She didnt believe us cos she thinks it's impossible since the vessel was super far from us, and it's movement wouldnt have such a big impact on us.But those who have done sea sports would know, that whenever a vessel/ship bypass, no matter how far it is from the shore, within a few minutes, the shore will receive ultra big waves.She insisted that we're all dumb fools and we're lying to her.She started shouting that a tsunami's about to occur and she even said, "I AM A PURE GEOG STUDENT, BELIEVE ME".When I heard her words, my first reaction was to whack her against the coconut tree beside her.She's an ultimate disgrace to all geography students.Hahaha oh well, that's liying for you!

Btw.When tsunami's coming, the waters will recede first.After a while, then the huge waves will crash against the shore.I am a pure geog student, believe me.Hahahaha.Learnt a few funny pick-up lines today but I'm not going to share it here cos I'm a selfish person.I'm so excited to use them in sch and piss people off! Haha!

Many many things happened today but I'm not going in-depth.Huiting, liying, alvin, hoon siang, liangyi, wanjun(MY ULTIMATE LOVE), yuwei, maokang, peixin, ruifang, jeremy, lihong.etc were all there today, and they've really made today memorable.They're a group of really special people to me .Because of them, I found faith in something which I never dreamt of believing in.Next year's tozan trip to japan with them, I'm looking forward.

Headed for a haircut today, afterwhich I met my mom for dinner.She's so mean to me.The moment she saw me walking towards her, she said: "wahhhhhh so cute!".And I smiled to myself cos I thought she was saying that I looked cute in my new haircut.But after seeing the grin on my face, my mom went: "eh no no I'm not referring to you.I'm referring to the movie poster behind you! The dog is so cute!".Instead of everlasting motherly love, I received this kind of stupid comments from my mother on a daily basis.

Yeah I just cut my hair and I still think I look like an egg.Boooo.

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12 years ago.When innocence was at it's reign, when happiness was at it's peak.
























YES I KNOW I LOOK STUPID IN THE PICTURE.It was taken at some lego fair at takashimaya.I remember throwing my slipper into the fountain at takashimaya later on and I got scolded very badly HAHAHAHA.

I went for a swim today and there's this girl who mistook me for a guy.Stupid.She obviously cant tell the difference between the two genders.I told her I wasnt a guy and she said, "then?".EH HELLO, WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY "THEN?".If I'm not a guy then obviously I'm a girl what.Duh.And she started yakking beside me and made me sound as if I have some kind of identity crisis.

That aside, I saw this hot guy who has a perfect body.Really perfect.So tanned, so muscular.He has a solid 8 pecs! I was so shocked cos it's really an eye-opener for me.8 pecs leh, not the usual 6 pecs that you see ok.I want to have 8 pecs too, so I can stare at them everyday.

O.O

That was a staring smiley in case you dont get it.HAHA.

Havent finished my holiday hw yet.Dont even talk abt revising.Why am I always faced with this problem.It's been with me for 10 years of my entire education life.My life is damn screwed y'know.It's ok if you dont know.After you read this, you will know.

I tried to act intellectual by watching bloomberg news just now.Omg it's damn boring.I dont understand how people can sit infront of the tv and watch the news all day long.And some people damn weird, just like my father.They read newspaper chi & eng version, and they watch the news on both channel 5 and channel 8.ISNT THAT LIKE GOING THROUGH THE SAME NEWS 4 TIMES.Ok back to my attempt at watching bloomberg.Yeah so it failed and I switched back to kids central and watched pokemon! HEHE.Gotta catch'em all.

Btw my tamagotchi have a fabulous death record.It died 5 times today.F-i-v-e times.Jaddy is seriously sick of living.

It's nearing noon time and I still havent ate my breakfast yet!

PrisHeung broke my heart last night.I messaged her last night cos I wanted to make friends with her then walao! She scolded me 'crazy' in 4 different languages.She is so mean, no wonder xinhua is her best friend.Both of them ah, same kind one.PIEPOWDER, 72DEGREES DONT WANT TO TALK TO YOU ANYMORE.

I'm the kind of person who cant get back to sleep as soon as I wake up.That's probably the reason why I'm awake now, and typing this post at 630am.My father woke me up 5 mins ago, vigorously shaking my body.You know why?

BECOS HE THOUGHT TODAY SCHOOL REOPEN AND I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL.

I suddenly feel that the pizza I treated him yesterday to celebrate father's day is so not worth it.I should have thrown my money down the singapore river instead.Now now, tell me what am I going do until sunrise! So much time, yet so little things to do.I think I'll go watch CNA's prime time news later.I am not a shallow person ok.

Everytime I look at the disasterous state my room is, I feel really sad for myself.I know my room is dead messy but...I have no motivation to pack it.There's magazines, papers, textbooks.etc all over the floor.I cannot find my tamagotchi anymore.Jaddy would probably have died of hunger.If an earthquake strikes now, I'll be the first to die.I dont even have a clear escape route towards the door.

I stayed up late yesterdat night to watch kungfu panda over the net.I dont find it nice at all.It's not as hilarious as what many people say it is.I hate animations.Their speech doesnt even synchronise with the cartoon's mouth.

Ok, I'm going to watch caspian prince now.The video's finally streaming.Anw I think everyone should be good citizens and watch movies at the cinemas.Dont me like me, catching all the movies over the net.Becos if everyone does that, you guys will jam up my favourite movie sites and I dont like it.Thanks and bye.

Just becos you see a picture of me and a little girl who concidentally has a name starting with 'j' as well, doesnt mean she's my sister ok.Jerica isnt my sister lah.If my sister was THAT cute, I wouldn't have suicidal thoughts everyday.

Anyway, how can I take pictures with my sister.DIDNT I JUST SAY MY SISTER IS OVERSEAS WITH MY MOM, A FEW DAYS AGO? Eh got read my blog properly one or not!

IT'S 1PM ALREADY AND I JUST WOKE UP!

Wanted to set alarm clock last night, but I think I very cool got body clock so no need to set alarm.God, why did you do this to me.I thought everything is possible as long as I believe in myself.HAHAHAHA.

Except for the girl beside me in first pic below, the rest of the pictures consist of only me & a little girl by the name of jerica.She's the exact replica of me.Our habits & behaviours are exactly the same.I think that's becos we were raised up by the same person! Haha.Jerica told me this, "last time I hate you alot, but today I like you already".Well of cos she likes me today, like duh.I entertained her the whole day, that's why I'm pretty drained out now.

"If we are happy, does it mean we dont have to die?".Innocence is priceless.

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走出去，就有路。寻见了，就有福。

天空疑云密布，心中翻腾起伏。虽将飘然，前途仍模糊，此地会是我， 衣锦还乡处。

飘洋过海
我吃的起苦
相信天无绝人之路
现实有咒诅
梦里有祝福

有缘同舟风雨过渡。

顶着烈日当空，眼底有迷糊。不能再让懦弱困住。日子多坎坷，命运有变数，只盼久旱逢甘露。

There's always 2 lizards at the wall beside my car porch.I see them everyday, I'm not sure if it's the same 2 lizards I see all the time though.I named the two lizards, gary and mary.Hehe.Cos the two of them would always be at each end of the wall and out of a sudden, both of them will just run (yes I know lizards dont run, but I dont know the correct term to describe lizard's movement lah) towards the middle of the wall to meet each other.So they give me the impression that they're dating or smth.So yeah, hence the cheeky names.Gary and mary.How sweet.

My mom's going overseas with my sis tmrw morning.Do you know how happy I was when I heard the news! I was literally jumping for joy.After years of torture due to the extremely high level of noise in the house, peace will finally reign in the yeo's household.Oh paradise paradise, I'M COMING FOR YOU.

I miss going to school.Hahahaha I will definitely take this statement back when sch reopens.

I finally got out of my hermit shell today and went down to town, orchard.I havent been to orchard for years.It's so crowded I hate it to the max.Thats becos I hate to see lots of people at one go.I get scared.Hahahahahaha.Oh I made my virgin trip to far east as well.There's this weird smell there.I'm never going back.

Saw this super nice cap from springfield.I'm gonna get it some day :D

I have a brain.It's just that I dont know how to use it.

Btw do you know that whenever you point your index fingers at others, finding faults with them and blaming them for all sorts of reason, there's actually 3 other fingers that pointing back towards you? I only realized it today.Gahhhhhhh.

It's such a boring saturday.Lazed at home the whole day and played my spongebob game on the psp.I keep making spongebob knock himself against his own door.I get kicks out of doing so.Hehe.I really wasted my whole day today, I shouldnt have even woke up HAHAHAHA can you imagine not waking up just becos you have nothing you to do! Quite cool.

My mom's norwegian friends just arrived in sg and my parents are with them having dinner at chompchomp! They're coming over to my house thereafter.I cant wait to see the son of my mom's friend.My sis says he's quite hot.Ok lah I better go tidy up the house now.My house is in a very bad state.My sch socks is on the sofa cos I forgot to put it into the washing machine ytd.

非常喜欢在清晨时，独自望着天空见证日出。黎明破晓前的时段是最黑暗的。可是每当看到太阳慢慢升起时， 心， 总感觉到一种莫名的幸福。在那一瞬间， 我真的觉得这个世界是美丽的。

经历黑暗过后，一定会看到明亮。经历狂风暴雨后，一定会看到彩虹。

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I feel sad for people who smoke.Really.They're like gonna die of lung cancer any moment and they dont even know it.They just smoke and smoke non-stop.Seriously.There are better things to do in life.

Sleep, eat, watch tv, sleep, play psp, eat, wacth tv, walk around the house, eat, watch tv, sleep.

That's my exact itnerary everyday aft since the school holidays started.Super stress-free, I like.I realized some people have alr started studying which is quite scary.Didnt mid-years just ended? Seriously.What's the point of worrying if you get your A1s in october when you dont even know if you can wake up and see the next sunrise tmrw.I'm just gonna eat & chill my whole holidays away.

If xinhua's dsa application gets through, she must really kowtow to me.I drafted her whole resume for her and now I'm online trying to help her come up with a summary of her gz achievements.If tmrw my emaths mock paper fail, it's all xinhua's fault.And that piece of lard(she scolded me this word ytd over the phone), called me when I was watching my 7pm show.I damn angry can or not.Hate people who interrupt me when I watch tv, and I told this very explicitly to her at the beginning of the year alr.She from beginning of the year until now always call at wrong time.No wonder people say, a leopard never change it's spots.

Just awhile ago, jinle told me "you look like some opium addict in your dp" over msn.Another piece of lard.She calls herself some madon-ma shit.And now she calls me some mai-ah-ma shit.Jinle, you piece of shit.And you're a lard also.That makes you a shit lard, just like your gross maggiemarket avatar dp which looks like an ahlian.

I SERIOUSLY THINK I SHOULD EXCHANGE SOULS WITH XINHUA.I help her do emaths/amaths questions, draft dsa resume, brainstorm main points for english compo.And now, the latest: HELP HER COME UP WITH A QNS FOR HER MATHS SURVEY.There's such thing as child abuse and maid abuse.I think sg government should come up with a friends abuse policy.Xinhua confirm go jail.

Btw I got a new psp.I play dumb games on it.People play cool games like burnout and grand theft on their psp, but I play snakes and ladder on my psp HAHAHAHAHAHA.